Total Medals Earned: 7 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 65 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game in enlarged mode
Beat the game in miniature mode
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/460 points)
Reach the sixth floor, and discover the second stage
Escape with less than 5 gems
Escape with zero gems
Reach the twelfth floor, and discover the third stage
Escape with between 5-10 gems
Escape with between 15-25 gems
Reach the rooftop
Escape with between 10-15 gems
Error
Escape with more than 25 gems!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)